Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has decided she’s had enough of the entire Red State-Blue State drama and believes a “National Divorce” is what America needs.
As usual, Taylor Greene doesn’t exactly say how this divorce and the “marital” assets will be divided, but I am sure the esteemed congresswoman has a plan.
At least she was smart enough to call it a “divorce” and not a “succession” because Texas vs. White clearly explains how a succession would be a bad idea to attempt.
A national divorce would be a terrific idea, and since she doesn’t have a plan, I thought I would help complete her out, but it may not be how she intends it to look.
Congress Filled with Reality Show Rejects
In the last few years, congress has looked more like reality TV misfits than serious legislators and representatives of the most powerful nation in the world. These misfits are an embarrassment to Americans worldwide and a poor representation of most Americans. I’m proposing a “national divorce” from the following American lawmakers.
The Trifling 12
- Marjorie Taylor Greene
- Lauren Boebert
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
- Maxine Waters
- Nancy Pelosi
- Ilhan Omar
- Rashida Tlaib
- Ayanna Pressley
- Cori Bush
- Elizabeth Warren
- Katie Porter
- Dianne Feinstein
A public divorce from the above would be a massive step in the right direction and a necessary one for the survival of America as a superpower. While this is a good start, it’s just the beginning, and we have a list of men we need to divorce.
The Spineless Dozen
- George Santos, or whatever his name is
- Eric Swalwell
- Mitch McConnell
- Kevin McCarthy
- Hakeem Jeffries
- Lindsey Graham
- Chuck Schumer
- Sheldon Whitehouse
- Jamie Raskin
- Mitt Romney
- Adam Schiff
- Bernie Sanders
The Spineless Dozen above are a bunch of narcissists who seem more enamored by giving speeches and running their mouths on Twitter than leading the greatest country in the world. Divorcing from the Spineless Dozen and the Trifling 12 is a no-brainer and would better America from their departure.
Dividing the Marital Assets
A divorce of this magnitude would take months or even years due to the division of marital assets, but I’m so fed up with these reality show rejects I think we should allow them to keep everything and consider it a victory this bunch is out of our lives and off of our TVs, and social media feeds.
Teach Them to Work Together
They get to keep the marital assets but must vacate the premises. The best place to send these 24 misfits and their immediate families is to an area with no phones, no lights, no motor cars, and not a single luxury–let’s see if these so-called leaders can figure out how to get off a deserted island by their wits and leadership skills.
The desperation of their circumstances may make them set aside their political differences long enough to get off the island. Maybe they would learn that by working together to solve problems for the common good benefits everyone rather than just themselves and get off the island…..
Will they make it off the island, or will we return in a year and find dozens of human remains? Let us know in the comments section of the blog!
Sheep and Sinners 
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